Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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