i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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