we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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