She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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