White coat. Heels.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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