I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it glows. i had to have it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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