Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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