I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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