So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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