I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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