who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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