school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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