oh god the rape fog is back!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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