This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i may or may not be watching the land before time
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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