can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The adults are the big ones right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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