sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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