the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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