Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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