is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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