Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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