wat bout pragnant strippers??
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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