Taylor Swift is so right about you.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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