You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No subtext here. People are naked.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Randomize
