Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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