I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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