yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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