awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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