its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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