i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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