The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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