good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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