Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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