she was so not down for the gang bang
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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