Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
