Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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