He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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