whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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