But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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