this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
porn star boner night. come get it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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