i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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