Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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