just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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