is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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