I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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