We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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