Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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