I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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