DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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