I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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