Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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