So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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