whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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