she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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