A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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