More tranny stories later!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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