Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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