We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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