is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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